There's a small office within the Department of Homeland Security that is supposed to help aliens with problems with the DHS bureaucracy.
You know, "your poor, your huddled masses" and so on.
Who is that office worried about at the moment? Farm workers confused by complex rules? Sewing machine operators having trouble with their visas?
Far from it. This band of problem-solving cavalrymen is charging off to rescue ...
... spouses of physicians!