From: Lord Vader, Development Executive, Walt Disney Co.
To: All staff
Date: August 3, 2015
Subject: Implementing Protocol H-1B
I am here to put you back on schedule. In the search for new ways to motivate you, management has decided to replace American technical staff with cheaper H-1B foreign workers.
Some have expressed concern that this move may not be legal. I find their lack of faith disturbing; our immigration lawyers have assured us that replacing Americans with H-1Bs is lawful. And many of the Republican presidential candidates want to admit even more H-1Bs in the future.
I expect you to double your efforts to complete this project. I hope so, for your sake; as the American programmers have discovered, Disney CEO Bob Iger is not as forgiving as I am.
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